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Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
because it's necessary.
hotchicklover 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
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Comments (258)
kris2335 0
SEXAYY(: at least he doesnt have a forrest in his pants:Oo
ScOrPiOnloool 6
did u show him how to shave?
Sweet_Testicles 7
Well now you have some great tips for yourself!
trix96 4
tht happened to me too FOL
baileymarie21 0
my brother tells me worse :p
kaylapple 1
you could learn a lesson from him.!
dansco 25
Ydi for not leaving or telling him to stfu! Should've started talking about back, sack & crack or anal bleaching... That would've shut him up or made him feel as bad as you lol
shadow298 0
yeah I get the same, but if your both adults and op is a guy it's not really that weird
xxlexayxx 0
that's so wrong in sooo many ways :P
UnluckyDude96 8
dats nice