Stop talking, stop talking now
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
because it's necessary.
hotchicklover 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
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Comments (258)
mynameisnoone 2
are you that ******* stupid?! yoy couldnt have just gotten up and left?
welandedonthemoo 5
yoy? lol
smittys 7
almost every guy does it anymore or younger guys!! it's not hard to figure out why!
smittys 7
almost every guy does it anymore or younger guys!! it's not hard to figure out why!
BSCstud 0
172- I wanna join in on that
Coolbreezer 0
lol. it's like the backyard story. sometimes if you trim the bushes. the deck looks bigger. oh and lest chance of. hmmm. carpenter ants?
Madisonreesexo 2
thats creepy. who would sit and listen to that? sick!
batman4eva3113 0
is ur brothers name james?!?!?!
nickisam 1
if you shave your pubes with a razor. apply deodorant daily or you'll get ingrown hair and it'll itch and look like herpes
MeleMallory 0
You "had" to? there was no way to leave the room/change the conversation/listen to music/just ask (or tell) him to stop talking? YDI for not thinking this through.
jtrocks1 0
Haha