Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
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stieglar 17
I would think you would notice that she stunk horribly before you dated her...
abNormal62 23
Father: Cathy I brought you a present. A boyfriend! He works for me. Say hello to Gene! Daughter: Hi Gene! You are gorgeous! Father: Yes Cathy, your right.... hygiene. Hygiene!
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Comments (59)
gopi_fml 23
what's wrong with people
gracehi 33
Well, some of them don't shower enough, so that's one thing right there.
kingnothing123x 11
Please tell me you waited awhile to have sex with her if you did just to make sure the creatures are gone
Jefffz 13
Looks like you dodged a bullet, a stinky one
brownstain 12
I remeber the first time I englished.
Amorettex 19
Ew gross.
joshi42 16
Tell him to hose her.
ModernaParker 5
Dude...what? Why did you stay with a bitch that has bad hygiene?
disbatch 14
Shotgun wedding?
BusyDelaying 9
The girl might have mental health problems, that can make it really hard to have energy to do everyday things. Either way it's a messed up situation and you are probably better away from them.
54754N4 14
lol considering you're the one that said that she might have mental health problems; you think that segregating ppl like that is the best/most appropriate approach?