Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
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Top comments
stieglar 17
I would think you would notice that she stunk horribly before you dated her...
abNormal62 23
Father: Cathy I brought you a present. A boyfriend! He works for me. Say hello to Gene! Daughter: Hi Gene! You are gorgeous! Father: Yes Cathy, your right.... hygiene. Hygiene!
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abNormal62 23
Father: Cathy I brought you a present. A boyfriend! He works for me. Say hello to Gene! Daughter: Hi Gene! You are gorgeous! Father: Yes Cathy, your right.... hygiene. Hygiene!
SubparAtBest 23
This god of a post requires more upvotes!
pinkster2014 25
*you're I still love this post though lol
Carebeareatu 23
Eww, that's definitely her loss, OP! If she doesn't even have the motivation to take care of herself, imagine how that would have worked in the long run!
Econforthwin 15
That's exactly what I was thinking, if you need motivation to clean yourself that says somethings.
ColonelCusswords 24
What a loving dedicated father
satt8404 11
Couldn't handle dating a dirty girl, huh?
neonvortex 25
OP's girlfriend broke up with HIM, not the other way around.
TheLadyOpal 30
I know your situation stinks, but I wouldn't be too broken up about it. I'm sure you'll find someone better.
fmlashl 13
so many puns!
worldclassrager 41
I think he is yelling at you because now his daughter is not going to shower as much as she used to
lovelockdown23 23
No shit sherlock
dope_kidd 9
that's really weird she doesn't shower much
mzshannababy 16
haha.
xXAHXx112 13
just proves the point that you shouldnt have been together in the first place. if anything your probably dodging a bullet here
ChibiChick25 8
Well, maybe its a good thing OP broke up because if she needed to be motivated to take a shower, I can only imagine what other disgusting habits she has.