windthroughmyflab
United States
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
You knock me off my feet
United States
Cartoonish
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
it'sabitwindy
United States
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
numb fingers
Banning, United States
Today, as I was stretching, I realized my hand can reach all the way up to touch the fan, when it was on, and going full speed. FML
Scabs
United States
Could you stop doing that, please?
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Chris Altenbach
United States
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
epicfailureismyl
Barf
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Top comments
organizse 28
Hey, pretty soon you'll have wings.
1dvos_grl3 21
You're one step closer to flying!
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Comments (57)
SquidScrotum 7
Relateable
HarshD9619 34
*relatable
tweetbaby14 18
Rhilatetable
Anonypus 20
Be positive and say it's like a flag for your ship.
buckdharma 38
Or a universal hand signal that you're turning in to Burger King.
sonasonic 34
So majestic is your flag, for all that is worth, Burger King wants that back.
organizse 28
Hey, pretty soon you'll have wings.
SundayNightSix 23
I remember doing this all the time as a kid! Stick your arm out the window and tilt your hand to make the wind move your arm up and down. Good times.. Good times...
1dvos_grl3 21
You're one step closer to flying!
DarksideDoll 31
A better name for this FML would've been "wind beneath my chicken wing".
SLdeej 11
One step closer to diabetes!*
cheeeksss 29
Reminds me of what my legs looked like when I skydived. It was like my flab was being pulled away from my leg.
xx000o 27
Was that the first time you noticed?
MandyO 15
How far out the window were you sticking your arm?
mexican_music 13
That's ******* gross
Aimeejasmine 15
How is that in any way gross, it's only body fat?? You have it, I have it, without it we'd be dead.. Grow up and be nice to people ffs
mexican_music 13
I am nice to people
Mauskau 36
It's a pleasure to meet you, Nice-To People.
mexican_music 13
ayy lmao
ScratchCatPower 32
I believe I can fly too
aj9319 16
That's close to flashing to fellow road users