Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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brit4nyxbabii 0
atttractive
rattusrattus 19
*hazmat suit on* *fire hose primed* *industrial soap prepared* *long-handled scrubbing brush located* Right, I'm ready.
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Comments (204)
eminemchick 19
thank god for 54
practicesafesax 0
Oh, that's hot.
GabbyCharityM 0
That's hot. Jk thats freaking disgusting, take him outside & spray him with the water hose (;
ammmeor 4
water hose? as opposed toooo...?
kona314 1
Opposed to the lava hose, duh. Don't you have one? Everyone does ;)
elisabeth1_fml 0
eww feral.
Chipmunk1994 0
you complain about something that isn't even hurting you people on this website have some of the stupidest complaints
ThatOneFreak 0
if you don't like it, get off!
Kawboy 1
73. shut the **** up and deal with it!
LolliDolly 19
Wow. Hypocrite.
tona01 16
73 some punctuation would be nice, it makes things easier to understand.
Ririshi 0
Also, using capitals would help us to read your comment.
meredithxjane 0
clean them with your tongue
renaee 13
You, ma'am, are a sicko.
CokokoLa 0
thats just nasty, but funny at the same time...
smitty1ky 0
ive got balls of steel :D
sailorzoe 14
Hahaha most straight men/boys are pretty rank.
CryMoreFMLs 15
This isn't manly, it's disgusting.
soulfulemo 0
apparently he doesn't care, he's damn proud of his ...odor...o.O