Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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brit4nyxbabii 0
atttractive
rattusrattus 19
*hazmat suit on* *fire hose primed* *industrial soap prepared* *long-handled scrubbing brush located* Right, I'm ready.
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Comments (204)
noboundary 9
Gross, smegma. *holds back vomit*
TylersMB 0
yum.. thats not even the least bit disgusting.
ogplusog 4
I normally shower everyday but I've had some solid stretches probably a month plus no showering. My all time achievements are in the boxer shorts category though... we're talking over 6 months in the same shorts. I find they start to smell pretty awesome after about 2 weeks.
skanky 4
wow that's amazingly horrible. you must not enjoy having sex with anyone besides yourself and you wont even get that when your penis falls off from lack of hygiene. you so nasty!!
larisonr 4
Dig the honesty though.
iscahnoemie 3
omg ewww he's prob 12 years old they don't like to take showers
aerogxt 7
Mmm, sounds like me. Although I'm about to get a bath now. it's fun to go a few weeks without them ^^,
arielhoee 9
I like cheese.
Molord1 0
141- then you'll love me ;)
QWERTYCommander 5
Wow. And I thought I was bad for doing 1-week stretches without showering. Ball sweat is the worst part of not showering for a while. Well, that and greasy hair.
koortneyg 12
ball sweat Yuuum! gimme some of thaaaat(; aha jokin that's gross
soulfulemo 0
gross huh..so is what you just said
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
Me like it some Cheese ;)