Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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brit4nyxbabii 0
atttractive
rattusrattus 19
*hazmat suit on* *fire hose primed* *industrial soap prepared* *long-handled scrubbing brush located* Right, I'm ready.
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Comments (204)
trevishere 7
Give him some deodorant, shampoo, and soap. Tell him that your crap smells better and do this all while in having a family meeting in the shower, with the water on.
Devin91 20
that's nasty , I take 2 showers atleast everyday so I don't smell.
EvilPotato 15
81 how stereotypical of you, are you suggesting that gay men are more sensitive to smelling bad, because I hate BO problems, so does that make me gay.
xA_Ax 0
He is probably white...
LipstickLullabie_fml 1
racist bastard.
SpeshulK 0
Yeah. Gay or straight, you know smelling that bad isn't going to attract anything besides flies
The_Weirdo 10
Maybe. Does being clean make you happy? If so, you are gay for being clean.
navywifey18 3
I'm so relieved I don't live with my brother. that's gross!!!
aragmir 13
more like **** His Life
kasumii 1
American guys. -_-
stoptrying 9
probably smell better than guys from most other places in the world. There, I finished that for you. You can thank me later.
Shadow4i5 3
send tha kid 2 europe n he'll fit right in
sabrinahusic 0
Hey! I was born and raised in Europe until I was 8! WTF are you trying to say??????
navalaviator 0
im guessing your brother is single?