Anonymous
United States
Staycation
Today, the closest I got to a vacation was the smell of my new towels, because they remind me of a hotel. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
smellsgood
United States
What are you doing?
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
smellslikeroses
Oxnard, United States
Good smell
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
anon
Romsey, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Dank
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Because I'm worth it
Today, I discovered a cat turd in a bath towel from most recent batch of laundry. I was wondering why my facemasks for the whole work week smelled so strange. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML
Where is it coming from?!
Brightwood, United States
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Crabcake
Brooklyn, United States
Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
Anonymous
Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Top comments
ActionManly 11
Order pizza, it'll be like room service.
ClassyCommando 13
Put your money in a pile and find creative ways to destroy it. It'll be like Vegas.
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aisg 14
Then get a bunch Of stuff from random places, close your eyes, smell the things, and start daydreaming
downtime 13
Many people aren't on vacation right now...thats why it's called vacation and not "my everyday life"... I don't get this one. You bought towels and it reminded you what it'd be like to be doing something else? Great.
twisted_cherub 14
Today, the closest I came to a vacation was driving a truck two hours to pick up a trailer full of milk at a dairy. F my life, dammit. My not-a-vacation didn't even smell nice.
katcot99 11
Some of you guys up here are so mean :0 maybe he can't afford a vacation. Not everyone can.
Branflakes78 13
since when do you decide when people go on vacation?
11jaydajanssen11 0
Get a life.
EyesofStone 27
I don't know if going on a vacation equates to getting a life. In that case it would be pretty expensive to have an active social life.
ClosetTroll 10
Replace the towels in your bathroom with new ones, line up shampoos, conditioners and other toiletries on the washbasin and get into the tub for a good, hot bath and enjoy your vacation.
spottyblanket 8
I went to Japan alone...what's stopping you?
wittygirl 8
Too many bills, not enough money, responsibilities, work, (kids?). Yea I know you pain op want to go explore the world but you weren't born with money and can't seem to get enough to go anywhere.
xXSecondGuessXx 0
D: Aww!!
Cablo_Gubla 2
Take DMT. You'll vacation farther than you'd ever thought possible. Though, if you do choose to take the advice of this random-ass user on the internet, don't resist, let it wash over you. Just remember that you're high and that it won't last forever.