Anonymous
United States
Staycation
Today, the closest I got to a vacation was the smell of my new towels, because they remind me of a hotel. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
smellsgood
United States
What are you doing?
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
smellslikeroses
Oxnard, United States
Good smell
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
anon
Romsey, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Dank
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Because I'm worth it
Today, I discovered a cat turd in a bath towel from most recent batch of laundry. I was wondering why my facemasks for the whole work week smelled so strange. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML
Where is it coming from?!
Brightwood, United States
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Crabcake
Brooklyn, United States
Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
Anonymous
Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Top comments
ActionManly 11
Order pizza, it'll be like room service.
ClassyCommando 13
Put your money in a pile and find creative ways to destroy it. It'll be like Vegas.
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KiddNYC1O 22
What went wrong, child?
Z03y 7
I guess it is true what they say; a change (of towels) is as good as a holiday. :)
laurenmacias 0
They do smell good
JustAFrootLoop 5
My vacation smells like Vodka.
Snafuusmc 12
Hey just save up! Like when you get your check take a few hundred or so out and cut back on fast food just change your expenses until you have enough money and just go places yknow?
missragdoll 0
At least you got new towels. It's a recession, honey.
comeatmebroo6254 1
Try purchasing some mini shampoos and body wash too. (: