Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was at a store. I asked if I needed a key for their bathroom, and they said the door was open. I have to walk past them to go in and out of the bathroom. Thirty seconds later, they used the key and walked in on me. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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MissNat_fml 0
and how the hell does she deserve it ? it was the employees fault for opening the door....
slayerrrr 0
see, really it was all part of the store's master plan. they knew they had you hooked on the dress, but they wanted to squeeze every last penny out of you by making you buy some new underwear too :-P they just had to find a way to make you ashamed of your panties... :-P
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Comments (96)
JohnnyTheFox 0
Totally. **** you, poster.
Wooloff 0
That's not a FML, that's a lawsuit. :) Enjoy your winnings.
xLovey 3
You deserve it for wearing granny panties; that is NEVER okay.
TryToBeKind 0
Granny panties are more comfortable and, um, absorbant than other panties. Who cares if you want to be comfortable? Wear them with Mom Jeans and your brother's sweatshirt and you get a family outfit! lol, why cut on someone for the undies they choose to wear? Please, if someone you're intimate with makes fun of them, they don't deserve to see them. If someone sees them by accident, they need to get a life if they pick on you for it. That said, I hope you reported that employee to her manager, sounds like someone doesn't need their job.
Megadeth_fml 0
Ha Zack And Miri Make A Porno Were They That Big
Erindub 0
Just think of it this way...I'm sure the dumb ass employee who opened the door on you was just as embarrassed by the situation.
capricaz 0
YDI for owning granny panties Whoever said that granny panties are more comfortable than others need to do some serious shopping! THere are plenty panties out there that are not thongs and not granny panties! Besides, granny panties are uncomfortable as hell.
im_a_dinosaur 0
how bout you buy some real underwear..there is a reason why they are call granny panties.. unless you are old and saggy..why wuld you wear thm
darth1 18
Am I the only one who thinks granny panties are hot?
xLovey 3
Yes.
ihatebunnys2 0
seriously don't wear granny panties fool