Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was at a store. I asked if I needed a key for their bathroom, and they said the door was open. I have to walk past them to go in and out of the bathroom. Thirty seconds later, they used the key and walked in on me. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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MissNat_fml 0
and how the hell does she deserve it ? it was the employees fault for opening the door....
slayerrrr 0
see, really it was all part of the store's master plan. they knew they had you hooked on the dress, but they wanted to squeeze every last penny out of you by making you buy some new underwear too :-P they just had to find a way to make you ashamed of your panties... :-P
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scateice 0
FIRST
z3r0ram 0
PICS?
keetlover 0
who give a fucck if your 1st.. look I am third in the list BIATCH!! and ya op I love granny panties SO COMFY!! lol embarrising every one say
Randen_fml 0
Get that failure employee fired.
LilHitla 15
Idiot, it's a app who the **** cares? get a life
tyop_fml 0
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YDI for wearing granny panties
4ddie 0
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I agree. Haha.
Aggriken 0
seriously.
Clare420 0
I agreeee
brunettesara5722 17
that was my first thought haha
rmbroad 0
Ya I thought that two, bitch
coldasfire 23
I'm a guy but those seem comfortable...so go take your thongs and go somewhere else, *****
Alice_Cullen7 0
oh that sux! that was so the store employees fault!
Salim_fml 0
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this is stupid -.- im sure not more then 1 or 2 people saw it unless someone screamed "OMGAHALFNAKEDLADY!" and anyways, unless you are ashamed of yourself its not really a fml, it might by a f-their-lives if your ugly though
spiffles 0
I agree. You, sir/ma'am, are a logical thinker!
DameGreyWulf 1
Even if you aren't ashamed of yourself, it's an FML because, you know, some people DON'T like everyone seeing them in their undies. I know I certainly don't, but I do love my body. It's a little something called the value of privacy. Though I agree the whole store probably couldn't see her. Most dressing rooms I've been to are hidden from whole-store view, even a few mall ones. Still, that dumb bitch should knock. You're supposed to knock, or.. well, don't most of them hang something on the handle to show someone's in there already?
giiiiinge 0
lmao #4, sounds like something i would say if i saw that :L
M13LO 0
no no you have it all wrong, the employee just wanted to give you some company
davidomke 0
lol maybe
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Haha I'm just waiting for someone to call out 'THREESOME!' :P
harryman04 0
THREESOME
keetlover 0
you are a fail 72 .. but it's all good! love ya!! c u in bed!
JohnE3 0
Atleast you wern't nude... THAT would've been embarrising!
liveBabylon 0
Tjis has happend to me..In hot topic the guy opend the door to "t get the shoe he thought some one had left" and I was im a thong.. and a bra. on my way out I heard him talking to people about what he had done
cryssycakesx3 23
so you weren't nude and this didn't happen to you...
TurdMonkey 0
i feel more sorry for the entire store that had to see a pair of wrinkly and saggy granny boobs
Sun_Kissed18 25
She never said she was old, younger people can wear them too. There used to be this girl I saw in the locker room that would wear them. I never understood it because she could have pulled off anything else but hey, whatever floats your boat. :)
Lightz_Camera_Me 0
Granny panties? ppl still wear those lol =)
Peroxide 3
You really shouldn't borrow your grandma's underwear if your going clothes shopping. I also hope your granny didn't borrow yours and is walking around in a g-string. *vomits*