Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was at a store. I asked if I needed a key for their bathroom, and they said the door was open. I have to walk past them to go in and out of the bathroom. Thirty seconds later, they used the key and walked in on me. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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MissNat_fml 0
and how the hell does she deserve it ? it was the employees fault for opening the door....
slayerrrr 0
see, really it was all part of the store's master plan. they knew they had you hooked on the dress, but they wanted to squeeze every last penny out of you by making you buy some new underwear too :-P they just had to find a way to make you ashamed of your panties... :-P
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All_I_Need 4
If you truly believe Obama is a socialist Europe must be communist !
myhairynutsack 0
There are better places to post this crap. This is neither the time nor the place.
slayerrrr 0
see, really it was all part of the store's master plan. they knew they had you hooked on the dress, but they wanted to squeeze every last penny out of you by making you buy some new underwear too :-P they just had to find a way to make you ashamed of your panties... :-P
xxBAMFxx 0
To PandaPandaPandaX THREESOME! I'm kidding I don't want my comment buried. But seriously knock first people because some people just don't want to see that D:
glotch 0
"After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else." I can't be the only person who hates it when people switch tense in the middle of a sentence, can I? It's a sure sign of someone who spent their first ever English class eating crayons.
violingirl 0
Actually, you're the retarded one, chickencluc0. The *verb* tense changes from past to present...
splitsides 4
FAIL, chickencluc0. Way to make yourself look like a complete ass.
lifeislife_fml 0
"Damn, you're retarded." "you aren't very smart, you shouldn't try to look smart, and I think it might be beneficial if you go crawl in a corner and cry." The irony is ******* KILLING me.
trusszeb 0
?? He said TENSE not PERSON.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi.... you never get out of your fitting room stall even for just a quick second! but if you have a real hot bod and sexy undies, why not?
kyliebear 15
What?! They were changing dresses IN the stall!! They never left the stall at all.
kellster 2
And that's why you never wear granny panties, dear! I hope you made a big fuss and got the employee into trouble!
flinkpamingo 0
So, did you score a good discount?
ItsAlexFool 0
Aren't they supposed to knock? I'm pretty sure they could get in trouble if they didn't knock and just unlocked the door.
poeticpunk77 0
You should probably not wear granny panties in public, just saying.
Pethegreat 0
I don't know why everyone has a problem with granny panties. The best place for them like all other underwear is in a pile beside the bed.