Today, I found out that not only does my sister consider Fox News "reliable" but her husband has been buying Trump merchandise. They owe me $1,900 but they're literally giving a millionaire money instead of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML
Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML
Today, my sister still refuses to pay back all the money she owes me because she once bought me something from the dollar menu at McDonald's. FML
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, I discovered that my Dad's family very much supports Donald Trump. They tried to convince me to support his campaign by donating money. We're not even American. FML
Today, my family somehow discovered how much money I make. They didn’t ask for money, or try to be my friend, or try to manipulate me, they just jumped straight to demanding ludicrous amounts of cash for fabricated and imaginary reasons, and already have their own lawyer. FML
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Top comments
ojoRojo 27
Well those who follow trump & Fox News aren’t really the brightest bulbs
No_Lifer 11
OP didn't say a thing about CNN. There are other news sources apart from those 2. It's like someone complaining they got shot in the left leg and someone answering that getting shot in the right leg is no better. There's always an arm for example, or not getting shot at all. As for OP, FYL. She should get her priorities straight. I hope you do get your money back. Lesson learned I guess, but still sucks.
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tc201002 11
And you think CNN is “reliable”? 😂
No_Lifer 11
OP didn't say a thing about CNN. There are other news sources apart from those 2. It's like someone complaining they got shot in the left leg and someone answering that getting shot in the right leg is no better. There's always an arm for example, or not getting shot at all. As for OP, FYL. She should get her priorities straight. I hope you do get your money back. Lesson learned I guess, but still sucks.
Jonkbaby 23
Statistically they are the most reliable of the three major news networks
tc201002 11
I know that op didn’t say anything about CNN, but as one of the most news sources it wouldn’t surprise me if they thought it was. In my opinion none of the mainstream media is reliable, but people are going to believe what they want from certain news sources, so whatever floats their boat
ojoRojo 27
Well those who follow trump & Fox News aren’t really the brightest bulbs
thomasthedankengine 11
its not for you to decide how they spend their money. also, no news source is reliable anymore.
kfchicken 31
they owe him a lot of money so feeling slighted is very very extremely understable.
Brightside86 31
You would be fortunate to ever see that money again. Way I see it money to friends/family is a gift, if they choose to pay it back cool, but if not it doesn't hurt the relationship.
Jonkbaby 23
Tell them they can cut the debt in half if they donate 950 to the Biden campaign