Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I told my girl to go upstairs and change her shorts to pants since my friends were over watching the game. She came back down wearing even shorter booty shorts and a tube top. I was so pissed, I couldn’t even enjoy the match, and I know my friends are never gonna let me live this down. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
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lifesabeach1213 7
And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.
OCDC 9
She's just reliving her hooker days.
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Comments (199)
LazyAcademic 3
Mid life crisis much?
cjgqsmooth 0
like we say in the south, you can't turn no hoe into a housewife
cumverg 0
Tell her to call me
MyMetalRomance 3
change her attitude, you mean?
andy1500726 19
tell her to wear a trench coat!
khitan13 2
maybe you should stop dressing like a *****, than your mom wouldn't borrow your clothes and look like one
MurphyS94 4
124- uncalled for exposure? Where I live, it's about 95 degrees every day. I don't think a tank top and shorts is considered "uncalled for exposure". Besides, the FML leads me to believe that the tank top and shorts were tight on her MOM, not her, because her mom is bigger then her.
justbieber12 0
haha hooker for a mother
pyrogirl6622 0
yeah that sucks my mom does that too. only way weird because my mom is 40 and im 24 so yeah now that is weird
vettle 6
maybe she's trying to show you how ridiculous you look when you wear them.