Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I told my girl to go upstairs and change her shorts to pants since my friends were over watching the game. She came back down wearing even shorter booty shorts and a tube top. I was so pissed, I couldn’t even enjoy the match, and I know my friends are never gonna let me live this down. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
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lifesabeach1213 7
And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.
OCDC 9
She's just reliving her hooker days.
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Comments (199)
WTFitsZapata 0
pictures or gtfo!!!
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Thank you!! Seems several other people here think women ought to be fully clothed in the summer heat as well. They'd be appalled by the majority of the population of California. People walk around practically nude in some areas. Much worse than, gasp, fully exposed arms and legs, and heaven forbid, a bit of cleavage. How indecent!!
MurphyS94 4
Haha yeah, down south, the summer heat can get pretty unbearable, so it seems to be the norm to wear tank tops and shorts. Maybe miss bunny lives in a cold area? Different strokes for different folks, I suppose :b
kellyluvsart 0
maybe the reason she won't change is because there stuck on her anyways if tiger woods is there then tell your mom to run or shell be on the tv news saying tiger golfed her ass
anorexicbarbie 8
Who ******* cares
NYBellz 0
go mom
stevenlesage 0
Want to go an a date?
JamesCrook 0
EW DO NOT WANT
Faulkon 0
MILF status!
slinkydee 2
tell her "no, tiger woods wont be there."