Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I told my girl to go upstairs and change her shorts to pants since my friends were over watching the game. She came back down wearing even shorter booty shorts and a tube top. I was so pissed, I couldn’t even enjoy the match, and I know my friends are never gonna let me live this down. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
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lifesabeach1213 7
And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.
OCDC 9
She's just reliving her hooker days.
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Comments (199)
MissAwesomeness 4
well... I say... ydi fit having such clothes. now you know how she feels when you wear such clothes.
athena3100 9
Just because it fits hermom lick that doesnt mean it fits the OP like that.
zebraface 15
there's only one way "very small short shorts" can fit a person.
oarisimo 4
she probably doesn't wear those clothes together like her mom did, genius. that just happened to be the outfit the mom had picked out to wear.
cldean24 4
Still, very small short shorts sounds a bit trashy. OP probably leans over and her thong is halfway up her back or her ass cheek is hanging out the bottom.
isuckok 11
She probably sleeps in them.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
MILF.
weeendyceee_3 0
...if she were a MILF, she would not mind her leaving the house dressed that way ;p
greekamericanpri 2
don't be stupid her mom is probably hot since she can fit into her kid's clothes
textwork 4
now you know to hide those clothes from your mom
pansewawesnap 0
When my first boyfriend met my mom she wore a white tank top with no bra, got drunk, and danced in the rain.
sirdolittle 0
Some people here have really interesting mothers ! ^^'
IrishChic10 0
Oh wow!!
aardvarkish 17
Sounds pretty HOT to me...
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Is there going to be a slow motion montage with her in it?
RyanMacVey 17
i know how you feel... the stuff my mum wears is embarassing too... its even worse when your friends won't stop staring at her :/
RyanMacVey 17
shut up boners... i worked hard on my spelling and stuff ... sadly im still not gaining much respect
athena3100 9
31- Why are you always sucha duche to people?
RyanMacVey 17
cheers mate... and yeah everyone wants my password... coz being me for the day would be great :/
FMLandurstoo 9
I don't hate you gayboii it's just fin to give you crap
RyanMacVey 17
-_- brilliant
tweetbaby14 18
I respect anyone that doesn't start random drama. welcome to my short list, bud.
RyanMacVey 17
eh... thanks?
FMLandurstoo 9
Why did you name yourself gayboii even though you're not gay? it's just asking for people to taunt you and give you shit.
IrishChic10 0
Duh!! Gay also means happy or joyful!! :D
RyanMacVey 17
lets just say i do stuff when im drunk that im not proud off :/
Garyy_fml 11
You're fifteen and you've sucked **** ?
RyanMacVey 17
i never sucked it :/
FMLandurstoo 9
I really wanna know what you're like in person gayboii.
NYkid2K8 5
Guess you wont be letting your mom borrow your clothes anymore.
taytoc 10
maybe she's trying to show u how embarrassing u look
alex6946 10
well maybe the daughter looks fine in the clothes, it's probably just her mother who looks ridiculous
lindseyluvszac 4
Midlife crisis?
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
A prestigious golf course? How simply divine! Save me some cucumber sandwiches!