Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML
Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML
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steadycreepin 5
Febreze?
loserman67 36
Okay, possible responses you can write back: A: "He who smelt it dealt it." B: "FYI, The draft in the office comes from your direction." C: "Considering your breath, I think you'd be used to the aroma." D: "The bathroom is broken, it happened the last time you planted your fat ass on the toilet." E: (If the person is a woman) "Honey, it's not me, try closing your legs." F: (if the person is a male) "Honey, try actually touching the toilet paper to your ass when you wipe." Or how about the plain and simple... G: "Grow the **** up!"
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Comments (70)
pm_sky 0
raw deal, but funny!
sammyf89 13
Just send a note back pointing out the bathroom is the sourse of the smell
LouisianaBob 9
Or better yet, tape the note on the bathroom door.
YMCMBlover 4
Poor guy...
steadycreepin 5
Febreze?
GoW_Chick 15
*Febreeze
ICATiger 13
**** sake 2 stop feeding the grammar nazis!!
GoW_Chick 15
* For ****'s sake How's that for feeding the Grammar Nazis? ;)
jtthegr8 26
Grammar nazis are usually cute :3
burtonbullet 10
47- another feeble attempt to flirt with a woman who isn't aware of your existence. Better luck next time, champ.
ever_blossom 1
Actually, you can say "****'s sake", Instead of "For ****'s sake".
jtthegr8 26
Haha ewwwww that's gross
Pelreskovich 11
Would you rather that or they do it face to face? If you had decent hygiene in the first place.. Take a damn shower.
hermitknut 22
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the point of the fml that they DO have decent hygiene? Their coworker has made a mistake? I mean, they could still not be very hygienic, or they could be absolutely perfectly clean. The fml doesn't confirm either way, but seems to imply that the coworker is mistaken.
hopeforkitty 0
HahahaHA
Pelreskovich 11
I feel as though OP is making up an excuse. I doubt OP's coworker is dumb enough to think that OP smelled like urine/feces rather than down right body odor. I'm adamant on the point that OP is smelly.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Umm, there are people that are dumb enough to believe that a person could smell like shit and piss(and there are people who smell like that).
Pelreskovich 11
It is an office environment according to the post. And um (OP would have been talked to by management if he/she smelled like urine/feces).
guckylynn 19
If the toilet is broken, it may smell like raw sewage which has a different smell than feces or urine.
twilightluvr101 4
#4, I usually agree with u but... I thibk your way pff on this one I dout that he is making an excuse I mean what would be the point of posting the gml?
karkid619 8
That stinks.
ak4608 8
I see what you did there
Torva_fml 16
I'm glad! If you didn't we'd all be concerned...
regsworld11 2
Maybe you should just take a shower anyways! ;)
regsworld11 2
Why am I thumbed down? I just wanted OP to be clean even though the smell isn't them.
markrs 0
Take the shower before wild office rumors spread
TexasMud 8
It smells like the "rumors" have already spread
Johnny6speed 0
I blame my stank on other things too OP. Uhhh, the bathroom stinks, yeah that's the ticket.
chi99y 0
My lip Tats way more badass than yours
GoW_Chick 15
Are you sure they were just talking about today, or has this been a on going battle, and you were just able to blame the broken bathroom this time...
DocBastard 40
You're the same guy who blames his farts on the dog, aren't you? Just own up and wash your funk, Stinky.