Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
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no_mames_vato 0
is that a collection of big toe nails or a large collection of toe nails?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Thats uhm... unique
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Comments (47)
snafu57 1
I think I'm gonna puke. BUT! He would always have a toothpick.
mwgerb 0
Like you don't do anything weird...
CallMeHush 1
What he collecting and saving them for, a full meal?
Darkmonkey15 0
maybe he collects nails over periods of time to show their growth which shows his growth. also nails aren't slimy or anything and they can be disinfected easily so I think it's fine unless they're somebody elses. Thats just creepy
FarSide 23
I keep a booger collection underneath my nightstand.
vivjojo 4
infantry813 is pretty freaking annoying. Why do you come to this site if you hate people complaining?
LOL_girl455 0
yuuuck haha !
perdix 31
Is he hinting for a donation?
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
Awwhh isn't that sweet.
WTFsGoingOn 0
Well.... that is odd to say the least. Maybe he is just a collector. Some people actually have a compulsion to collect and actually need professional help with it. Chances are if he's collection toe nails, and he has always collected things through out life, he may be one of those people. Or maybe you just need to show him something worth collecting. Buy the poor guy some model cars or something that he is interested in that is more reasonable to keep around.