Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
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no_mames_vato 0
is that a collection of big toe nails or a large collection of toe nails?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Thats uhm... unique
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Comments (47)
kombucha_fml 8
this is so disgusting
taytayboo15 0
This is so effin* disgusting:) ! But too funny.
leadrunner751 3
he feels comfortable telling you. it's nice so don't be a bitch
rivella 3
i'm so glad u said 'nail', not just 'big toe'.
51194 3
At least he didn't SHOW you his current big toe nail collection! xD
HeartbreakinLove 0
lmao! that's hilarious! tell him to get rid of it though, because that's disgusting lol
pianogirl12345 8
lol thats a little gross... :p
TheOtherMakona 0
I twitched.
lexi_8588 0
i know im late on comenting but i was going through randoms but thats frickinn nasty!! gross!!!!