Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I saw the guy I was seeing four months ago, who lives in another state, hand in hand with a girl at the mall. The same one who told me he "doesn’t do long distance." I went up to them, confronted him about it, and demanded to know why her and not me. He pretended not to know me and threatened to call security. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
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newbiehere99 6
You let her come back?
DarkHelmet 10
EXACTLY!!!! I would've went straight to the locksmith and had him change the door locks. Then when she came home saw her key didn't work and knocked on the door I would open it look at her and act like I didn't know who she was and shut the door in her damn face!
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Comments (291)
newbiehere99 6
You let her come back?
Trisha_aus 15
Twins!
Trisha_aus 15
Twins!
YoungMisfit 9
Honey I swear! I only ****** him twice!!
DarkHelmet 10
EXACTLY!!!! I would've went straight to the locksmith and had him change the door locks. Then when she came home saw her key didn't work and knocked on the door I would open it look at her and act like I didn't know who she was and shut the door in her damn face!
shawnroche 0
One Direction's Gay
Elovena 9
That song popped in my head too.
XxSuNnYGiLLxX 7
Vitalyzdtv anyone?
dcg1375 7
Why would you leave when the guy told you to "beat it"??? That's your girlfriend! Handle it then and there! I can't believe you went home and waited for her. YDI
ayetunechi3 6
yeah sorry bout that... it was only a one night stand.. we cut tha cord after that a swear!!
jojimugo 20
I hate FML that piss me off, dude stop acting like a pussy and handle your business
TriflingAllDay 6
" but i cant handle confrontations "
GovernorGeneral 8
Just beat iiiittt!!!~
onlychildFTW 34
I wouldn't have let her come back. She would have come back, stuff on the curb, locks changed.
gabe222 25
Dont even need a locksmith, do it yourself. Takes but 5 minutes with the right tools. Better off without that tramp in your life man.
heyred 11
If her name is on the lease legally you cannot lock her out.
Mauskau 36
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129, queen Ashe, really? :p I agree with the rest of you. OP should've made a scene, it's his girlfriend; if they're at the stage of living together then they've been together for a while. Plus girls like having guys fight over them. If you win the fight she would probably realise you're the better one. But she should be gone by now, don't stick by her :)
Harpy20 24
155- who wants to fight for an unfaithful ***** who isn't even smart enough to try and be discreet about it? (seeing as she was walking around town with no shame while with another dude.) Bitches that need a guy to fight another dude as a way to choose one guy or the other aren't worth it.
xStaciexLynnx 15
155- Correction. Real women don't like guys to fight over them. They stay faithful and never give their man a reason to fight.
Mideoyeo 12
If that was my partner I would have shoved all their stuff outside the apartment before they returned.
Anai08 17
77- What was OP supposed to do, punch the other guy in the face? The other guy probably didn't know he was 'the other guy'. Starting a fight with people in public would show, if anything, a lack of immaturity. Who OP needs to deal with is his girlfriend. Or now ex-girlfriend.
rekege 18
I can't believe the people saying he should stand up for his girlfriend in this. SHE should stand up for HIM. It's not like she doesn't have a voice of her own?! If she doesn't love him enough, then she's the one how can beat it!
Oreohugzpenny 4
Your ex is a bitch.
shellz102 12
Maybe it was a doppleganger? Or an evil twin...
Kog_Hiro 17
I would've stood and fought (if it came down to it), just for the principle of the matter, and if she tried coming back to me, I'd tell her to go tend to her new man.
narrowords 18
191 - I have a lack of immaturity. And I would have told her off there. Best to let the other guy know what a liar she is, too. No need to fight him, just put her back in the spotlight. That's what someone with a lack of irresponsibility would do.
dcg1375 7
191-I said nothing about pinching the other guy. That's completely unnecessary. However, I would have confronted the situation right there. Just because the other guy told him to beat it doesn't mean OP has to roll over and submit. There are plenty of things OP could've done or said to prove that she was indeed his girlfriend and cheating on him. Whether or not that guy cares is a different story. But I would've most definitely changed the locks when I got home.
TEXASDude45 5
Wish there was two of you 208...
Lilacware 4
Exactly!
pickle_1994_1 5
Maybe she has a long lost twin?
colejossart 2
Thank you! I thought this the moment I read the OP. I would never have just walked away like a wuss.
DragonitePaladin 6
Sounds like a great idea. OP should give it consideration.
DWT 18
"The bitch came back, the very next day..."
captain_mal 19
"lack of immaturity"? "lack of irresponsibility"? Are you people retarded or something..?
trivel64 16
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lol that sucks dude XD
Nevereverland 8
Does it now? Please do enlighten us about how you reached this conclusion.
HighGTurn 12
Yeah it's pretty hilarious XD... not
Zya_fml 8
It "sucks"!? That bitch deserves to be smacked across the face. 752 times.
MizzKilljoy69 11
I'm not sure in what part of this FML where I "lol'd" what would you do in that situation?
shayshayshazam 14
752? Zya, be realistic. It's at LEAST 754...
jeragonm 15
I humbly respect rule from the llama queen
doctorhook86 25
142: This comment deserves to be positively thumbed.
trivel64 16
221- I love you.
TatMan15 10
Damn, I'm sorry dude. That has to be the worst feeling
zachherbert 10
Getting woken up from being punched in the balls is high on the list of 'Worst Feelings'.
rhaemese 9
Michael approves of this ^ comment.
C19_fml 9
Confront her Op, or give her the boot to the curb!
MoonPhase123 4
I believe he already confronted her about it.
kakarot2 11
So now it's time to give her the boot to thr curve
quontag 15
Or maybe she has a twin or evil clone.
kyliebear 15
I think #4 maybe meant back at the apartment..
jujubunni5 9
Did you play along?
MCRaddict15 15
I don't think he would want to play along.
GuessWhatKids 13
i wouldve played along for a bit and then exploded on her
jujubunni5 9
I would at least until their like just Starting to sleep and then freak. It'd be like JOKES ON YOU BITCH YOU AIN'T SLEEPIN HERE!
eggmarie 25
You tried.
aeronixxx 1
maybe u love her too much. btw, hey beautiful ;)
CoolBroStory 7
Bitches be crazy.
reallytho3 11
Amen!...
zachherbert 10
Ive also heard they be trippen.
jackii1313 9
She craycray.
HooyoMacaan 7
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Such overuse of the word "bitch" these days... Tisk tisk
kiran_fml 5
This seems like a perfectly acceptable time to call a girl a bitch
TriflingAllDay 6
Bitches be Trifling.
bizarre_ftw 22
The best part is the number of likes on your comment as of right now is 99
nightwishs 13
Bitch!!!
mattiscg 22
amen bro
HighGTurn 12
Girls these days... she's not worth your time, sorry OP.
eggmarie 25
Hey, both genders do equal amounts of stupid shit.
HighGTurn 12
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Especially girls... But I won't argue with that.
unknown_user5566 27
Replying with anything other than "I won't argue with that" or "I agree" is arguing...
Rommel1942 9
Ya it's more girls these days it seems :/
Blue_berry_594 0
OP should ditch the bitch
justspin 7
Dude. That just sucks. I'm sorry I'd end it. That's just not right. :(
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Agreed. He needs to kick that bitch to the curb.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
How did the 3 people who said OP deserves it reach that conclusion? Please, enlighten me. Also, hopefully she's your *ex* girlfriend by now.
s15c 9
One thought process would be that OP is a total idiot and actually ran into someone who resembled his girlfriend while not actually being her. Not that it would make any sense to jump to that conclusion, it could possibly be true.
abouttosleep 5
111, I guess 10 agrees with you. And that's why being an idiot and with no personality makes his life F'ed even more than just if he ended everything on the spot...
colejossart 2
I said he deserves it for just letting this guy walk all over him. One dude tells him to "beat it" and he runs away like a frightened rabbit. No wonder the girl would rather be with the other guy.
p3mguin 7
What a bitch! I hope you kicked her out, **** her...
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I don't think OP would want to **** her, she might have caught something from the other guy.
p3mguin 7
Funny.