Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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Andicc 19
Be glad to be rid of the tramp
misspulkadot24 17
I think she has her priorities off...
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Comments (131)
JustinKirby 20
You should have apologized, than showed her the correct way to knock by "knocking" her shit out the window! If that makes no sense than just "knock" her little lover unconcious. Rage can make a man 10x stronger it's amazing what emotion can do to somebody! Be strong OP, you'll find someone out their who actually deserves you unlike that bitch.
blueb_bernal 9
**** FML more like FDB
twiggy22 7
Well it is common courtesy ;D
blueb_bernal 9
FML??? More like FDB
XO920 5
So, that's why it smelt like fish...
Simbaby 23
Time to get a new girlfriend and ditch that b*tch!
iiyahkinz 9
Don't worry OP she ain't worth your time be glad that you found out sooner than later
Candybeth 4
You didn't knock!!!???!?!?! *Gasp!* thats the main problem right now!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
What a cheater!
worldclassrager 41
Well that sucks...if you did knock I think you may have known something was up anyway...hope you find someone faithful...