Today, during a slow dance, my date wrapped his arms around my waist. Right as I touched his neck he says, "Sorry, I'm slightly sweaty." He wasn't lying. For the longest two minutes of my life I was swimming in his sweat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
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Top comments
abbybailey204 19
He must have the hots for you
puppypuncher 5
That probably means he likes you so much that you make him nervous. I'd be flattered, but
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Comments (60)
abbybailey204 19
He must have the hots for you
SookyTurner 4
I see what you did there lol
juicystar777 4
haha yeah I saw what they did there too!! :) ^^
KeyboardWarrior 10
:):):):):)^^ ^^ :):):):):):) :D:D:D:D !!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!1! - Add a few more smileys and that pretty much sums up all of 23's comments.
theWINDOWmonster 3
26, don't be a bully.
shortvirgo13 7
I had a bf who naturally is sweaty. I use to think this is the most disgusting experience ever whenever he came close with all his sweat but I adapt because I can't change who he is and if I'm gonna go out with then I'll take the good and the bad.
swimmerstud 7
Imagine how much he will sweat when he has sex with her
PierceMePretty 0
ZING!
puppypuncher 5
That probably means he likes you so much that you make him nervous. I'd be flattered, but
puppypuncher 5
***but I would have told him that he should cool himself down instead of staying silent. Apologies for the cut off
LaughinStock 16
No 7 it's ok you had me going, so suspenseful :)
MissHayleyJames 7
Don't you mean udders? Unless cows and otters have some sort of secret relationship I don't know about.
holly1398 5
I'm confused with this cow talk
emvictoria 9
It's the worst!! And you feel bad if u say anything about it!! And it's even worse when it smells!!
peachesncreem 21
You seem overly excited there !!!!!
hotPinklipstick 24
Oh my god!!! You don't say?!!?!? Sweat can be like so totally nastyy!!!! Omg and it's so bad when it smells!!! Like OMG!! Anyways, I find it amusing that you spelled you right the first time but not the second time.
lmbear 0
who have you been with?
deviable 9
What you need is a sexy lifeguard to come rescue you.
Jonkbaby 23
Pammy Anderson is on her way. *slo-mo scene of running on beach
goldfishgod 20
She's rolling in the deep.
Evolutionary 0
#5- YEEEESSSS. that will be all.
jerseyboy732 16
don't be upset. he was just nervous cause he was with a girl who was so pretty
tacojauns 45
but he was lying he said he was slightly sweaty its sounds like soaked sweaty
Melinie 7
Don't forget your swim suit for when you guys have sex...
Jonkbaby 23
if you break out a swimsuit for sex, that's a whole 'nother problem
j_cat187 20
Or sex in a hot tub
Jonkbaby 23
means he likes you. turn that frown upside down
GlobalGenocide 8
Some people are just naturally extra sweaty, nothing you can do about it really. I have to laugh at people that complain about it, the person sweating has as much control over their sweating as you do...
peachesncreem 21
My bestfriend had a sweat gland removed from her armpit I think it was. Seemed extreme to me but I guess it bothered her that much she was willing to pay to have it taken out.
Bekll 31
For some people it happens during sex (naturally). Should they stop because it's "disgusting"?
datoismyname 22
Better break out the slip and slide!