Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
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Top comments
lhoavtee 3
if you wee suffocated wouldn't it mean your dead
fluffyrocka 0
breathe op, breathe
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Comments (290)
nate_msm 0
Kinky bitch lol
BayBeezy 0
fat ass bitch I'd say..
rawr9able 4
How the hell does that make her fat? -.-'' Legs locking around your shoulders and head durring oral can be done by both fat people and skinny people. >.>
_liquidwindartis 0
202 is an idiot just let it slide...
DeadxManxWalking 27
how'd it taste?
Sweetpea137 0
idk but i bet they both saw stars that day!!
adamj0830 1
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
vindicatedkay 0
mega win. ^
klonopin_ftw 0
OP, you have no fml here. you're apparently so amazing at eating your girl out, she had an ****** that lasted more than a minute for you to suffocate, and her to have such strong muscle spasms that she couldn't unclench your head. count yourself lucky for such a useful talent.
KamikazeDolly 0
THIS! lol
WiderWille 11
luckily, not all guys are this talented. otherwise our species would now celebrate its extinction. so girls, think about that when you are going to complain next time when a guy sucks in the bed!
RedPillSucks 33
Now if she could only clench like that when he's using his dick.
klonopin_ftw 0
exactly 94
klonopin_ftw 0
exactly 94
midlojoe 2
Then I'm magical
MeMeek 0
That just means you did well :)
UnDerThEcaRpEt 0
haha newbie
karmicsamadi86 9
If you suffocated, you wouldn't have been able to write this FML!
sykopyro69 0
dude thats a good thing b proud so not a fml moment
bobkim302 0
And what's the problem? If you can not handle it why don't you move aside and let a real man handle it.
karmicsamadi86 9
If you'd suffocated, you wouldn't gave been able to write this FML!