Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Catfished
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
What are the odds?
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
First dates suck
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
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Cullens4Love 0
dude. f*** you both! just tell each other that you don't wanna be together! jesus, is it that hard to say no to someone???
HyperFlirt 0
So you're both assholes. Just break up. : Don't cheat, break up! That should be your new motto...
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Comments (118)
allie2590 31
...I think that would've been time to end things.
kyliebear 15
"**** you bitch" to the person who made the site in the first place!
azk3000 9
"I didn't know that you like pina coladas..."
kryxen 14
#89 I was going to say that! Lol.
teentee401 37
I don't even get why the OP is complaining. He can't be upset that his GF was about to cheat because he was doing the same thing. And it doesn't matter that he was caught because SHE was doing the same
Rebey 6
I had no idea that their was a dating website for cheaters. They all probably get together and then breakup because the both cheated.
xpapercutsx 0
awww @ #2!
Cullens4Love 0
dude. f*** you both! just tell each other that you don't wanna be together! jesus, is it that hard to say no to someone???
emogiggles 0
Totally agree
BamBAmGG 14
I don't knowwwww. I think two cheating assholes deserve eachother. Saves someone who is faithful from meeting one of them and eliminates that potential heartbreak from ever occurring!
mikuxxhatsune 32
As long as they don't reproduce its fine. Cheating assholes can stick together.
HyperFlirt 0
So you're both assholes. Just break up. : Don't cheat, break up! That should be your new motto...
Patman1012 0
how do two disgusting people find eachother?
matchstick1029 3
evidently on this site : -/
pinkfrenchrose 5
Serves you right.
ddr_fml 0
match made in heave
kawaiipanda11 7
you misspelled hell
jsmith1199 4
#11 should've ended in "n" I got your back, ddr. And i also agree.. cheaters should just pair up so they dont ruin everyone else's lives
DBgirl 0
Total Pina Colada moment there!
mikeloyst 0
Gimme a k.......K! gimme an a......A! gimme an r.......R! gimma an m......M! gimme an a.......A! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? K-A-R-M-A!!!!!
mrgentleman 0
that was gay