Today, my father, who is not familiar with keyboards, had me register his new email account for him at the public library. His username choice? "Wang dang sweet poon tang". People heard. FML
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I'm laughing really hard at the comments! Yeah, my dads pretty awesome. He understands keyboards and computer basics but he seriously types with just his index finger, using both hands, just pick-poking around while squinting back and forth from screen to keyboard to see. Lol He's not a weird-pervert, but a 50 year old punk who wishes he were my age (18), and living in the 70s again. He actually snuck into the Mississippi Valley Fair in Iowa this recent year and didn't get caught hahaha. When I was a kid he used to "copy" entry stamps with pen to get us in free. 9th birthday he took me to a local heavy metal concert, not sure why they allowed 9 year olds in a mosh pit... Also saw Rush for my 11th or something.
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yahitscyndi 20
I would love if my parents had that type of humor. Your lucky op.
S0LUS 16
It probably just made someone's day, be happy op.
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steelmoonlight 23
Your dad's awesome
Mauskau 36
Their dad's awesome what? Finish your sentence.
lolbash 18
That was correct grammar but ok
steelmoonlight 23
Who the **** cares
chinaski7628 32
26—apostrophes are also used in contractions, as in "Your comment's wrong".
higgysaurus 18
#26 what part of speech did you think awesome was?
sureshadow 23
Thanks Alan. We all enjoy it.
Mauskau 36
I should sleep more. I hope you enjoyed it 8)
RealSuperSand 21
BRO DAD!!! 10/10 would get drunk with.
S0LUS 16
It probably just made someone's day, be happy op.
beeferjay 34
"where would you like us to send the email confirmation, sir?" wangdangsweetpoontang@aol/dotcom
xXShadowStormXx 12
You say that like it's a bad thing
friday9733 11
Seriously. Not seeing the FML here.
yahitscyndi 20
I would love if my parents had that type of humor. Your lucky op.
Saub 19
What about OP's lucky?
Exobadger 15
Now you're trying to correct a sentence like someone did with the first comment? Get a life.
Soninuva 41
Normally I'd agree, but the comment they're correcting is actually grammatically incorrect...
WinterChild 20
At least your dad has a sense of humour.
avatar0810 15
Should be fun if he has to use it for something official.
Tripartita 45
This is why I register all of my techno-illiterate family members' email addresses at strip clubs. Gram starts telling stories from her college years, and we all have one hell of a time!
SmittyJA24 26
Great password. Only a Ted Nugent fan would guess that....
Exobadger 15
it...wasn't a password....but okay.
warrenhoward42 20
That's funny yet unfortunate.
ayyy_bro 26
Lighten up