Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate with for the first time in a while, as I haven't been home, when the foul stench of our dog's fart made us gag. Mood ruined. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
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marinus_fml 20
At least he didn't shit on the sheets.
loveexgirl 15
27 ... wtf?
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Comments (200)
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Don't just take that, OP. You should've ripped one right back. Dutch oven him.
sushdrag 0
ohh scunk...!
freight48 0
How did you survive if it could have killed you?
jewfro311 0
Who farted?
DynamicDave 11
Didn't your mother ever teach you not to use a pronoun without an antecedent?
BarbieGirl1671 0
how romantic
hcs4life21 0
Love the gas Meg. LOVE IT!
BarbieGirl1671 0
HA!
OfficeNinja 5
if your looking for someone who never farts to be with, your going to live a very lonely life. even cats fart, so you can't even be "that crazy cat lady". people fart. I fart. you fart. EVERYONE who is alive (and the recently deceased) farts. it's universal - like bad breath in the morning and body odor when you sweat. grow up.
bullrider92 19
Too bad girls don't fart or you could get him back with a dutch oven.
TheJoker9810 0
love stinks ;D