Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate with for the first time in a while, as I haven't been home, when the foul stench of our dog's fart made us gag. Mood ruined. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
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marinus_fml 20
At least he didn't shit on the sheets.
loveexgirl 15
27 ... wtf?
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Comments (200)
rafty4life 3
The smell alone, as opposed to... the noise? the lie?
darkmis1 18
The fact that you didn't specify who "he" is bothers me. I know it's your boyfriend, but still...
DeviliciousAngel 3
And who is this "he"?
EZ2XLR8 7
Well lets see, the average person (everybody) farts up to 15 times a day or you would die. Our bodies are like ovens, it needs to release gases. I'm a Nurse Practitioner, that's how I know this. Don't look down on your boyfriend for farting, because you do too. Besides, you chose to make love. hah but I do find it hilarious how he blamed it on the dog.
Ray_of_midnight 23
what, like you don't fart? people are dirty, smelly, noisy things. get used to it. and give him a Dutch oven as revenge.
musicfreak9821 6
LOL
lowshadows 21
Thank you.
ahhhFYL 0
fascinating
NinjaInTheSky 5
At least he didn't fart while you were giving him a ******** ;)
superpacker85 0
the only thing you should have been wearing is an airfreshner!!!!