Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate with for the first time in a while, as I haven't been home, when the foul stench of our dog's fart made us gag. Mood ruined. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
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marinus_fml 20
At least he didn't shit on the sheets.
loveexgirl 15
27 ... wtf?
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Comments (200)
DomoRay 0
jaja my girl did that while she was ontop of me and blamed it on her bird!!!
activitygrrrl 0
Hahaha sucks to be you.
afilingcabinet 0
then why aren't you dead?
jadengtfo 0
well if you kept going then at least he knows you really love him!
tylr6024 0
men fart. deal with it. maybe your fml name is correct op
rachbabygurl55 5
haha, that legit stinks!
wadelover 0
LOL you should just tell him that the dog is not in the room and he will be embarrassed and say he is sorry but still LOL
TheLetterZero 7
This FML is poorly written.
latinjukes 2
scarred for life
Renee_Margaret 2
you should just laugh it off..he's human lol