Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate with for the first time in a while, as I haven't been home, when the foul stench of our dog's fart made us gag. Mood ruined. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
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marinus_fml 20
At least he didn't shit on the sheets.
loveexgirl 15
27 ... wtf?
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Comments (200)
iDONTNO54 0
Are you a dude?
teyyoshi 19
you win！！！
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Better out then in that's what I always say.
jewknowit710 2
I think I love you... lol
cptmorgan6 8
Someone really likes the D.
womanjesus 0
Mis. Monroe I've always been confused by your picture. you do realize that your face isn't shown, right?
mismonroe 0
If you are on an app, pictures are resized. On an actual computer my whole picture is shown.
angelo4chris 6
so what's up with the digits?
womanjesus 0
Ahh. Sincerest apologies.
mismonroe 0
Was it at least good dick? That's worth gas-masking it.
angelo4chris 6
haha.. funny.. heyy girl.. give me those digits Lolz
saturnfive 5
what does "making love" mean?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
gee I wonder...
higgy6969 7
are you serious? or are you 5 years old?
forthepainx3 0
*******.
badmamajama123 0
come on guys, its not his fault he's stupid. he's canadian.
cocobulla1 4
if he doesn't know what making love means, then he won't know what ******* means lol
Vincanety 0
what's wrong with Canadians you **** tard
aphelps 0
wow if u don't know what that means ur too young to be reading this stuff go ask ur parents if they can have "the talk" with u
nubx 0
I'm 12 and what is this?
RedPillSucks 33
There's a Troooooollll in the dungeon!
jacomarine89 5
That's what women are doing while men are ******* them.
xGraycloud 4
... -_- you're not serious.
Ghostkiller12345 9
45- WTF is your problem?? your either a dick or a dick. Canadians are 1 of the pacifiest and smartest people in the world. We arent like YOU asshole that yells around prejudices to everyone cuz i guess ur 1 of those people that put down people so you can put yourself upper but in fact you feel so hated and stupid so you take on everyone that have problems to get yourself upper but in fact your just low low low. So yah my point is you suck and doesnt habe the right to destroy people's life. ******
felah17 6
What a retard!! Not even closed to being funny,#33. GTFO!!
Ghostkiller12345 9
he still insulted us, yes I had a rage moment O_O sorry but no one's allowed to insult people because they're Canadians or whatever. It is just racist,as for my opinion, to call people stupid because of their homeland or anything, so screw that guy. Made my point
Bakedgoods69 2
#196-For someone who claims to be smart because of your nationality you sure are an idiot. Furthermore, making fun of someones nationality (Canadian) isn't racist by definition. Why don't take your bitching and moaning some place else and don't forget to take a dictionary with you. If your a representative of Canada and its collective intelligence then Canadians are by far the least intelligent people I have come across yet. Get a clue ass munch!!
rat3dxx 0
just........ewww(0_o)
Souners 3
FHL for having a girlfriend that bitches so much.
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
well, everyone does it, even when having sex.. it's happened to me 3 times :(
insanez58 11
this isnt even an fml, this happens all the time
PopRocks14 0
45- Ironic how he lives in Canada LMAO
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
who is "he"