anonymous
Huffman, United States
Sneaky boy
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
Getthelysol
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
hold your horses pony boy
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
At the car wash
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Username
United States
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Fern
Germany
Nom nom nom
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Parklife!
Today, I took my dog to the park. He ran straight into a muddy pond, came back to shake himself off, and got mud all over my freshly cleaned white hoodie. A stranger passing by gave us a thumbs up and said, “Good boy!” I'm not sure who he was talking to. FML
Anonymous
Keeping warm
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
bubbles
United States
Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
Anonymous
Nutritious
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Good boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
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Jakk100 20
Picturing a dog holding a hose and bathing a human is something permanently burned into my memory now. Thank you for that!
missbrit818 20
Dog-1 Human-0
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Comments (44)
NineeCat 32
I love dirty bitches:)
XanderLance 19
How did this even get published...? Like come on this is a fairly normal thing?
corky1992 33
Pretty sure this happens to anyone who has ever bathed a dog and none of them cried about it on here. Some people on here are so whiney.
firetornado 9
YDI because you got a bath and who doesn't deserve to be treated to a bath every once in a while?
alex_gen 39
Reminds me of the episode where SpongeBob was trying to get Gary to take a bath.
apineapple 40
"I'm a dirty boy"-Spongebob Squarepants
Xeivan 15
Oh cry me a ******* river! Grow a pair of **** and deal with the maintenance of pet ownership!
MandieL 27
This is why I just take my dog into the shower with me. I have two small dogs, and even with small dogs it's a mess. I have a friend with a Doberman who just takes him into the shower with him as well.
zarrganaut 17
All dog owners know how this goes.
fyl7899 12
This entry seriously made it onto this site? Wow. Times must be tough.
MrKameHameHa 5
I agree. Meanwhile I've been rejected 5 times straight. FML
heftysmash253 6
Hey, you scratch his/her back, he/she will scratch yours! Well, bathe in this case. How selfless of your dog!