anonymous
Huffman, United States
Sneaky boy
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
Getthelysol
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
hold your horses pony boy
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
At the car wash
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Username
United States
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Fern
Germany
Nom nom nom
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Parklife!
Today, I took my dog to the park. He ran straight into a muddy pond, came back to shake himself off, and got mud all over my freshly cleaned white hoodie. A stranger passing by gave us a thumbs up and said, “Good boy!” I'm not sure who he was talking to. FML
Anonymous
Keeping warm
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
bubbles
United States
Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
Anonymous
Nutritious
Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Good boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
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Jakk100 20
Picturing a dog holding a hose and bathing a human is something permanently burned into my memory now. Thank you for that!
missbrit818 20
Dog-1 Human-0
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Comments (44)
False_Stupidity 42
This is dog owners everywhere, dogs do love to share.
myoukei 31
This is how it goes with dogs....
LegionRapier61 8
This isn't an FML, this is just normal mundane bullshit...
wickedhyype 17
Reverse psychology via puppy dog eyes?
chuchusheep 19
thats how it always seems to happen.
Manic1 13
Haha! I have been there! I have a mastiff that hates baths.
Gennocent 17
My mastiff/shephard loves a bath, but cutting his nails is like WWIII :P
guttedbrit 26
A regular occurrence. However they're cute, cuddly and fluffy. And they, therefore, get away with it. Once again.
missa1996 18
That's what usually happens with me and my dog :/
Mhubba123 9
I feel like you were pretending to be spongebob
Vlen_fml 20
but isn't that how it always goes unless you got a teacup something?