Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the orthodontist. No biggie, of course. I know the drill, so I didn’t think twice before letting the doctor stick his gloved hands into my mouth. His warm, wet, gloved hands. What the fuck??? FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I got bitten at work. Not by a patient's mouth, but by the false teeth they were holding in their hand as they clamped down on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
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bab_chik25 1
You liked it.
perdix 31
Stupid-flavored? What does stupid taste like?
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Comments (143)
daydreamer244 13
I'm sure your fingers enjoyed getting some action.
Enigmax2514 7
How the **** does op deserve it? It wasn't his idea and he couldn't object to his boss' idea, and he couldn't choose his patients. Retarded trolls
Carlie_McCartney 1
You don't have a supply of ...er...can't believe I'm actually SAYING this, but non-flavoured gloves? I've never heard of anything buy! What flavour could possibly be so appealing in glove-form to a child? XD
CJStevenson 6
I don't think it was the flavor that did it.
Salkadi 9
Was he fat?
kaykay20 0
Still just as bad as a person cringing in pain when your trying to work on their teeth. Tell them to keep relaxed and use some self control. You could end up pulling or working on the wrong teeth if him or your other patients continue to do things like that.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
I LIVE IN ALBERTA .... I'll find your practice dammit.....
auddylynne 0
Uh. Ew. That's all I have to say. Creep.
denvan 0
I kissed a glove and I liked it, cherry flavor latex
AlexRen 21
youve would liked it if it was a girl patient?