Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the orthodontist. No biggie, of course. I know the drill, so I didn’t think twice before letting the doctor stick his gloved hands into my mouth. His warm, wet, gloved hands. What the fuck??? FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I got bitten at work. Not by a patient's mouth, but by the false teeth they were holding in their hand as they clamped down on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
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bab_chik25 1
You liked it.
perdix 31
Stupid-flavored? What does stupid taste like?
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Comments (143)
JayJ17 7
Maybe he was practicing for his dads "finger".
jren207 24
At least it was safe sex. You had some rubber on your fingers ;).
jewel92 0
It doesn't get any better than that
good_to_bad 3
Thats...hot
mini_mouth22 0
Those gloves must have been finger lickin good!!
KuroTori 2
Well how on earth would he be able to uncreepily do it?
dailywhut 3
ooohh. that sounds stinky.
underguarded 20
I out right laughed at this. Thankfully it wasn't my fingers getting tongued.
EtcStar 4
That's nasty. But my orthodontist had grape flavored gloves and I much preferred those to plain, so I kind of understand (they're not THAT good, though).
bizzbiff 0
stupid taste pretty good, actually.... probably why he got fresh with her fingers