Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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Top comments
aznbitch 0
HAHAHHAHA win
marinus_fml 20
The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?
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Comments (112)
ILikeBigBoobs 2
op u got to show us ur **** for us to be better judges of his comment.
iridianpulido 0
well that explains your name
RebeccaP2010 0
Win!!! lols
kthxbai123 1
pervert
ilc74 0
maybe he's sayin ull be a great mom
jacobjackman 0
lol!
Morpheus414 0
.....what, you're actually offended or something??
marleyvk 0
I must say Morpheus414, your name is an epic win.
BahBah_The_Sheep 0
Then get up and make him something.
ericownz101 0
a sammich :D
MaximilianMarche 0
funny^
Wirebiter 0
Not*^
glenzhao2 16
that's so hott.
gusgus36 5
well...it's a compliment...kinda a lame one lol... but yeah he hasn't said you're pretty or look cute or anything for a month? lame... I agree... FYL
DudBuster 0
Well...do you?
toooldforthis 19
on one hand, it's a great compliment, your chest size probably exceeds A and for that I am jealous. but on the other hand, if that's the nicest thing he has done/said in awhile, are you sure you want to marry the guy? being married is not all about two people just saying nice things to each other but being nice is apart of it and if he is being mean, ask why he wants to marry you. slap him if his best answer is "you have great (or suckable) ****"
Zombie65 0
nothing wrong with A's ;-) I like them :-)
RedPillSucks 33
Just like a double A, I need you to light up my life!
thatssomeBS 9
Why is there never a comment after the big black dude?? this is the third FML I've noticed it on. Just throwin it out there...
mpclaw 3
What a nice compliment! Can I see if I agree!
destonerock 0
I really dislike what Im about to say..I don't want to be this guy but.. schwancy...your too hot..I wonder if your just as beautiful inside, as you are outside.. what a stunning looking girl. Have a great life sweetheart ! I forgot what the fml was about.
Howljerk 0
shouldn't you be focusing on another species, like dogs?
RedPillSucks 33
Dogs will hump anything that doesn't move fast enough. Seems appropriate to me.