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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth moves
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sully
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, United States
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Loveless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Anonymous
Ageo, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Ouch
🌶️ Spicy
Triggered
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
almyric
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
joe
United States
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
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the_boob 0
I must've missed a few pages in the Kama Sutra =
aardvarkish 17
sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders
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the_boob 0
I must've missed a few pages in the Kama Sutra =
supremelyf_ed 0
How the **** do you...? Were you in stirrups? That's really the only way I can picture your head near your knees...
Monikabug 9
Well it didn't make sense to me either until i saw the OP was a woman. Maybe they were in missionary, and she sat up to kick the blanket, kneeing herself in the face. Or maybe he had her legs on his shoulders and the blanket was stuck on her so she tried to kick it off. I'm kind of a klutz, so I can pretty much seeing myself doing the same thing. Lol FYL OP. :)
tylerrelyt 0
Monika I can see us doing something similar
Monikabug 9
LOL oh really?
DomoCullen 0
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Grosso 3
Забава- pull you pants up, stupid
milansarpal 0
why would anybody want to do that??
daBeast155 0
that's tight lol took to another level
cherriblizz 0
Kicking the blanket over your feet? If your having sex it would be hot so you would want to kick them off. The se must have been bad.
melaniexann 0
ouch.
TheApologist 0
Anyone who doesn't understand how this happens I'm assuming is a virgin. A female in missionary can easily knee herself in the face since raising her knees closer to either side of her head allows for deeper penetration.
cherriblizz 0
I've never had my knees come anywhere near my face during sex. They only reach my chest. So I beg to differ.
boopityboppity 11
I seriously doubt it. Almost nobody understands this, and I doubt you're the only person who's had sex on this site.
hardkore11 0
ok so if her knees were up yould assume her feet were too this no need to kick a blanket...
spermdump 0
you guys must be as flexible as a steel plank
Monikabug 9
@34 the blanket could have been on her feet if her legs were on his shoulders, so she tries to kick it off. It happens, trust. ._.
fisheatsbear 6
ohhh now I get it.her feet up over his shoulders. I could see this happening
iamchuck 0
I'm a virgin. I found the baby in a grocery store sitting in a cart next to a lady that was buying diapers.
boopityboppity 11
Really? You like like you found the baby when you woke up in Las Vegas after a night of Roofies, alcohol, and stripper marriages.
iamchuck 0
No. Just at a grocery store on an average day.
boopityboppity 11
... You either haven't watched "The Hangover," are really out of it, or were being sarcastic.
iamchuck 0
All three????
irishhh_fml 0
which?
TheApologist 0
Some people have longer legs than you, surely.