ouch
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth moves
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sully
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, United States
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Loveless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Anonymous
Ageo, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Ouch
🌶️ Spicy
Triggered
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
almyric
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
joe
United States
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
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the_boob 0
I must've missed a few pages in the Kama Sutra =
aardvarkish 17
sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders
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Comments (106)
spidergirl41 0
Agreed
rbond93 4
how do u even manage that?
terrags 0
IN THE FACE!!! :P
Peacemaker9 7
instant fail !!!!!!!!
Adrian66_fml 0
knee, meet face. Face, meet pain.
totally_radical 0
That is completely possible, people that don't think it is probably need to start doing some more stretches in your daily routine and/or start having sex, that could also help your stretching ability
MaxyK35 0
did anybody else just try and knee themselves in the face to see how easy that would be to do?
Raven_Darkfist 0
yeah before i relaized the op was a female...so i did it sitting in a chair in my living room in front of my entire family(the way number 67 said), so now they think (correctly) that im on drugs, and to top it off it hurt like hell
D_Nasty101 0
Think of it as a learning experience :) I honestly don't think it matters if it was solo time or duet time.
YuriKitty4Evz 0
how the f**k did u do that?
zoeysnell 0
Bet that was a painful sex..