ouch
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth moves
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sully
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, United States
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Loveless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML
bootyislife
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hidden
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Anonymous
Ageo, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Ouch
🌶️ Spicy
Triggered
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
almyric
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
joe
United States
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
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the_boob 0
I must've missed a few pages in the Kama Sutra =
aardvarkish 17
sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders
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Comments (106)
dinosaurssayrawr 0
Lawl um how to respond oh yea RAWR(: *^*narniannijagrl*^*
drinkinpints 0
can you say spoon?
Monikabug 9
Spoon! I win. :D
boopityboppity 11
I chuckled at that, Monikabug. Thanks. ツ
Monikabug 9
Anything for you, Mr. President. :)
ForTheHorde_fml 0
ummm...no, that little circle with a cross below it, that means female ...gosh
SocialAnarchyX5 0
A small price to pay.
perdix 31
Epic Success! Succeed! Girls that are flexible enough to knee themselves in the face are ******* awesome, and awesome at *******! You can drive all the way into them! Sorry about your face, but if your boyfriend realizes what a talented girl you are, he'll make it all better several different ways.
skittles222 0
I kneed myself in the face while high jumping for track and broke my nose! Does that count...? :)
theeBeezWaXx 0
umm how do you kick yourself in the face while youre having intercourse.?
johnnyexpl0sion 0
nice hangover reference, and op try doggy next time. personally my fav position. lol
Monikabug 9
That's everybody's favorite position. ;)
metalr82 0
what were u having sex by yourself cus that doesn't seem possible if u were doing it with someone else... ur an idiot!!! epic FAIL!!
okieraider71 4
1) Sit down in a chair. 2) Bend at the waist till your head is halfway to your knees. 3) Bring one of your knees up to your face as hard as you can. (now wipe the blood off your nose) 4) Now imagine this same position except on your back. This is not rocket science.
totally_radical 0
Right! I don't even know how people can't figure that out.
EnvyMe33 26
The ones that can't figure it out are virgins.
badassMF 0
try having sex in the bathroom or kitchen or living room or floor or with covers off, unless yur sex isn't that hot, just sayin....YDI