Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
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Top comments
senior_dingdong 0
and thats why you NEVER ASSUME damn teens today just give her a joint and tell her to calm the hell down
mtt9 0
nice neighbourhood.
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Comments (238)
jumperdreams 0
karmas a bitch aint it? thats wat you get for being a pot head
Bullshet 0
So you did something you obviously weren't supposed to do and you got caught. That's life. Deal with the fact that YDI
live_it_up_123 0
#122, Smoke a joint. then you will realized the "potheads" point of view.
youEQUALtosser 0
I wish potheads would just shut the hell up sometimes. And YDI, for smoking (anything) and telling your mother about it.
StealthStorm67 0
just because someone smokes a blunt every now and again does't make them a pot-head. I get good grades, I have lots of friends, Christian, I volunteer for school and church, and I tutor younger kids. I smoke a blunt with friends, MAYBE twice a month. Your stereotypical vision of a "pot-head" as a retarded drug-dealing loser with no future is niave. I use it to relieve stress and to subdue migraines I get due to low levels of Seratonin. As an alternative to cramming down loads of pills to kill my liver, and get addicted to. Weed isnt addictive, alcohol, pills, and hard drugs are. Just because it's illegal doesn't mean its immoral.
youEQUALtosser 0
When did I say anything about any of that? And considering he believed the house smelled like marijuana (why else would he confess?) leads me to believe that he did it more than "twice a month." So before you start going off on a rant which I don't care about, calm the hell down.
StealthStorm67 0
For insinuating that because someone has smoked pot before, they're automatically a "pot-head"
youEQUALtosser 0
You obviously didn't read the other 500 comments about "tell her to chill out and smoke a joint" and stupid shit like that. That's what I was referring to. FFS.
kheemy 0
ooh sucks, but at least you posted a good FML in a while
gc_fml 0
SO MANY potheads in here, my god
escualida 0
I don't smoke pot but I'm in favor of legalizing it for so many other reasons.
kindofgocrazy 0
Ditto.
kacie13 1
This is funny. But I'm going to say YDI. Smoking really isn't good for you, or anyone. & I agree with #125.
Spenceonator 0
LMAO
were_giraffe 2
sounds like it probably WAS your pot that she was smelling.
SookMauNoots 0
how cud your neighbors weed smell in your house. i smoke in my room with my window open all the time and it doesnt stink up the house
monkey2 0
my old neighbors smoked and we could smell it so stfu dumbass
SookMauNoots 0
suck my **** how bout that u skinny little ****** weasal