Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
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senior_dingdong 0
and thats why you NEVER ASSUME damn teens today just give her a joint and tell her to calm the hell down
mtt9 0
nice neighbourhood.
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Comments (238)
lindzz14 0
weed is addictive? hahahahhaah that's hilarious!
futuramadude 0
Most of you people commenting are STUPID *****! No body gives a **** that you are stupid and don't know what's up from down when it comes to cannabis.
Hermitcrab 0
From the stats I've heard (I'm not a pot smoker, or any type of smoker for that matter!) Eating weed is not really harmful, as for SMOKING it, that is. Smoking is bad for your lungs, no matter what you're smoking. I really don't feel like finding out if I'm wrong by experience. It's not really worth it. I know some people who have done those sorts of things, and it really messes them up. As in, loss of ambition. And I for one am glad it's not socially acceptable in some places anymore. Or at least I'm glad some people still believe that. Considering I think it's a regenerating trend.
Xrailer 0
Weed isn't addictive, it's the high you get that's addicting.
Juggalokid420 1
First Refer Madness may be propaganda but its the funniest thing in the world when your high lol... second watch the movies Totally Baked and Super High Me... and third read this book http://www.onlinepot.org/grow/jack1.htm it'll tell you everything and anything you wish to know about marijuana, after you watch those movies and read that book then try to tell me its bad and if you can give a good reason I'll believe you, and lastly YDI for telling on yourself lol
iammeanttolive 0
No one with a brain would confess to smoking weed to their parents, unless they were high at the time.
Besker 0
I admitted it and I was sober and they were ok with it, so STFU
Subjectzero 0
you complete ****** moron. ydi sooooo bad. but now your life is ****** so... hmm what to rate
Inoku 0
YDI for smoking pot in your parents' house if they are not cool with it. If you want to do something illegal, without permission from the folks, why would you do it at home?
Rockinbama86 0
hahaha funny as hell ... kinda happened to me once ... and **** the douche below
bds0688 0
You deserve it for disrespecting your parents with a pretty easy implied request of theirs. Pot being illegal is one of the dumber things this great nation has done, but as it stands, it's still illegal. No sense in getting your parents in shit over it. Other than that, smoke away. And lulz to the trolls on this page.