Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant for a quite important business lunch. I really had to go to the bathroom, but there was a queue to the only stall in the whole place, so I decided to just "hold it" and power through. Half an hour later, I sneezed and… didn’t exactly hold it in anymore. I had to excuse myself and leave the restaurant early. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
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Top comments
hohman102 8
Well urine a sticky situation
devildog562 33
I would have excuses myself personally. Taking customer service to the next level!
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Comments (63)
man_in_black08 28
Why did this turn me on?
kerstileann 26
Do you like golden showers or something?
BBlah 26
The title of the FML, maybe? >.
man_in_black08 28
Lol...id like it if i am the reason for the shower ;)
icekitten14 12
Eek! FYL. I don't get the human bladder...
razoray9 22
What's not to get. If u don't empty it, it will empty itself for u
cakefete2 31
#14, is a dog named ice kitten, you'll have to forgive them for not understanding human anatomy.
icekitten14 12
#23, Thank dog, someone understands.
wanted_2_want 40
"Spill in register 1!!"
Brandi_Faith 34
Op: "oh look, that last customer spilt Apple juice all over my chair and pants!"
xSalashawty 30
Props for serving the customer c: favorited because of the name.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Must be Christmas shopping
itsjusttofunny 8
that's so hot....
netflixislove 32
I'm sorry that really sucks at least you care about your job
ahippienamedrae 10
That username though
DARKDAY07 16
My ass would've been screaming to get the **** out of my way I'm LEAKING!!!
hard_candy 25
YDI! when you gotta go, you go.i contracted a kidney infection from holding my pee in at work a few years ago. and to the point of pissing yourself? i feel bad that you have may felt embarrassment, but you aren't a small child that wants to keep playing instead of going to the potty like a big kid.
Ashd09 30
"you aren't a small child that wants to keep playing instead of going to the potty..." exactly. the OP was doing their job. They did a good thing by putting the costumer first. I know I wouldn't wait that long
hard_candy 25
it isn't a good thing at all if OP couldn't hold it in. and if you do hold it in so long that you wet yourself, you can contract urinary/kidney infections. it wasn't like OP wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom before break. they just chose not to.
hard_candy 25
oh by the way, you say what OP did was a good thing. i don't know about you, but i would not want anyone who has to go that badly risk wetting themselves on my account. I'm sure even the customer, had she or he known, would have totally understood. it generally takes less than 5 minutes too pee. that is a very long time to wait.
hard_candy 25
*that is not a very long time to wait
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree. I find it extremely weird that op just allowed themselves to go, she should have just left if it was that bad. I'm not peeing my pants for anybody, they can wait. And as you mentioned, if Op always waits until the last minute than she could get a lot of issues by doing that.