Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant for a quite important business lunch. I really had to go to the bathroom, but there was a queue to the only stall in the whole place, so I decided to just "hold it" and power through. Half an hour later, I sneezed and… didn’t exactly hold it in anymore. I had to excuse myself and leave the restaurant early. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
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hohman102 8
Well urine a sticky situation
devildog562 33
I would have excuses myself personally. Taking customer service to the next level!
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Comments (63)
Cptcrunch 8
That is the worst
brandonthed 2
Maybe they should include diapers in your work uniform. It would increase productivity and you wouldn't be all wet. A win win situation.
anticulas 12
That's the most ignorant thing I've heard on this site, so far. Apparently you've never heard of diaper rashes, urinary tract infections, or general discomfort.
squideth 18
Do you not understand jokes??
worldclassrager 41
It's not a bad idea to have a spare set of clothes on hand...
Divia1 9
Uhm, why didn't you tell the customer you would be right back, that you had to run to the washroom? I worked as a cashier for 5 years and had to do that several times (only for IBS, not bladder). I would explain to the customer and ask the csm to cover for a second while I went. If the csm couldn't cover the customer would just have to wait. I can tell you without a doubt that it would not be possible for me to give enough ***** about any job to piss myself for it. You shouldn't either. I'm sorry this happened to you.
aliciavanham 13
Wooow, that means that your customer service is better then anywhere else! Too bad it didn't end well for you. And i hope you had the chance to change!
sullivankeara 25
Well hopefully you got the rest of the day off
drizzy11 18
What's a trolley?
LostInTheZone11 29
It's another name for a shopping cart.
djstiv3 15
YDI.... grown ass person cant go to the bathroom or excusw themself? really?
Artemishuntress 8
you should have gotten Sam To do it I swear there's always a Sam lurking
YoursAlways98 13
Totally unfair that sucks :(