Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Today, my dad thought it appropriate to ask if my boyfriend, who was in the other room, was circumcised. FML
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Bloo2555 22
If she's so concerned with the shape of your penis rather than who you are as a person, I don't think it's worth staying in a relationship with her.
Donut_Wizard 23
What a coincidence. I happen to know if someone else who’s girlfriend wants him to get his foreskin back.
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Comments (16)
dwight7476 11
Cut her loose
Takegami 22
“If we’re going to stay together” Break up imminent
im_probably_drunk 3
My husband is uncircumcised, I love sucking on the extra skin, lol. But anyway the appearance of your penis shouldn't matter if she really cared about you. I saw tell the bitch to hit the road
im_probably_drunk 3
*I SAY (not saw)
Leah Bennett_685709305 4
Uncut feels better anyway.
AutumnCx 3
I’m sorry my boyfriend has extra and I think it’s the best thing in the world! There’s someone out there that will appreciate it lol