Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody who was awake to talk to her. Me being awake, I took her up on the request. Her response? "Sorry I didn't mean you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a fucking idiot. FML
Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I sent a Snapchat the girl I've been flirting with all week. Her response was the back of her Coke Zero, which had the quote "You've Got a Friend in Me." I got rejected by a soda can. FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
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Top comments
swervelol 28
Sounds like she wouldn't be fun to talk to anyway.
WCARlover 35
Well now you see why she has to post a story pretty much begging people to talk to her...she's gonna be one lonely person if she keeps treating people like she did you. You're probably better than her OP
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Comments (33)
swervelol 28
Sounds like she wouldn't be fun to talk to anyway.
GoddammitHoward 4
neither would you though
crudeandrudeguy 29
#1 is wearing cute little ears, I think she would be a blast to talk to
Rented_eyebrows 18
Meow??
HelenLFC 27
There's really no need for that. You're better off without her OP!
Colon_Man 17
Did you send her a dick pic? Apparently, that's proper etiquette - up there with offering a hot beverage.
AlittleSanity 11
Maybe she's planning or talking about you, and not talking about you in a bad way? She may need a third party to get something off her chest or be planning a surprise for you! ....... Or she's a tool OP. Either way I would approach that situation with out being upset or assuming to help your relationship!
MidnaLink 35
Last time I checked, anybody meant ANYBODY.
WCARlover 35
Well now you see why she has to post a story pretty much begging people to talk to her...she's gonna be one lonely person if she keeps treating people like she did you. You're probably better than her OP
kiki1705 20
-I look so ugly on this photo... -Yes, you actualy do. -OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU??!!
Ahmad321 3
You're not making any sense you idiot
kiki1705 20
Well it seemed to me as attention seeking so I made another usual example of it.
kiki1705 20
Also if my comment makes you mad go and do something that cheers you up, no need for insults.
Nickimariek 20
That's when you delete her off your list, man.
cocacola999 27
It could be that she likes (in a romantic way) someone else in that list and was too scared to contact that person directly - not that she dislikes OP in particular. However, she still sounds rude.
Dvillish_fml 7
Send it via mail.