Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
Keep it to yourself
Today, my family is still telling me to "get over" the death of my great aunt. The great aunt who always gave the most wonderful birthday gifts, and was overall one of the most pleasant people I've ever met, and I'm NOT allowed to be sad that she's gone. Did I mention she died on my birthday? FML
One-upped
Today, I went out to see my uncle on my mom’s side and his family for my mom’s birthday. My oldest cousin insisted that he and his wife give their gift first. It was a stuffed bear, along with the news that they’re expecting their first kid, and making my mom a great-aunt. My gift was a cake she used to make. FML
Anyone fancy a pint?
Today, it's my birthday. It's also the day of my grandmother's funeral. I spent most of my 21st birthday in a cemetery. FML
Relevant
Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother, who passed last week. FML
A day to remember
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Family drama
Today, I found one good thing that came from my great-uncle's death: My family can no longer start arguments about his date of birth. Except now I have a new problem: They're mad at me because I was right all along. Someone's dead and they're too busy being sore losers about a date to care. I miss him. FML
Today, my grandpa passed away. The only emotion my dad showed was anger, because my grandpa owed my dad money. Now he wants to take it from my grandma, like he's some sort of mobster. FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
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xx_irish_rose_xx 0
wow thats really mean, i really hope the uncle that died wasnt HIS own son
Moemoemoe_fml 0
WTF do the current events have to do with anything in people's families??? That's one of the dumbest things I've heard all week!! And who are you to judge and say the grandpa needs his arse kicked, much less by his grandson/granddaughter?? For all we know maybe the uncle was a total jerk who'd been a weight in the family all his life, hence the grandpa's feelings. He's too harsh maybe, but you expecting some young kid kicking some old guy is ridiculous. Think before you write idiocies.
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daydreamstar 7
OO now thats just wrong.. kick his behind into the next week! how horrible XX especially with these current events :'( he has no heart im sorry for your loss *hug*
Moemoemoe_fml 0
WTF do the current events have to do with anything in people's families??? That's one of the dumbest things I've heard all week!! And who are you to judge and say the grandpa needs his arse kicked, much less by his grandson/granddaughter?? For all we know maybe the uncle was a total jerk who'd been a weight in the family all his life, hence the grandpa's feelings. He's too harsh maybe, but you expecting some young kid kicking some old guy is ridiculous. Think before you write idiocies.
daydreamstar 7
this is coming from a guy named moe? XD message me and ill explain it ....
livinthefridge13 1
balls to you moe, i actually get what daydream star is saying
amoscore 5
More like FML for your uncle. :O
obnum 19
Old people are so funny hehe
Jayjay210 0
#1, Nice comment, asshole.. But that sucks, FYL.
daydreamstar 7
uh, what are you going on about, jayjay?
bryce_causovski 12
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chaos753159 4
second
PirateMan 0
haha so do I, he sounds epic
iGreen_Day 0
What do you mean epic, he liked that his SON died. I don't care how old he is, he is a horrible man.
kendalle_fml 0
it doesn't say that it was his son, it could be his daughters husband.
mushoo_fml 0
Yeah, that's MUCH better.
CyclonePsycho 1
Actually it is. It's one thing for a father to not love his own son. It's another to not love some other guy's son. Not saying his comment is warrented, not saying it isn't. But a son is on a different level than a son-in-law.
sarabear18 0
wow! that's terrible.
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
wow thats really mean, i really hope the uncle that died wasnt HIS own son
newlove_fml 0
Even if it wasn't, it's just as wrong
saranottelling 7
There is an uncle my grandpa would probably be happy to see go. But, I know that if we told him my uncle died he would be a little sad that my uncle wasn't annoying and a disappointment anymore.
daydreamstar 7
hug train for the OP *hug*
awesome576 0
wow that was mean
thisismitch 3
how is this YOUR fml?
renaet 0
^ This. If anyone's life is effed its your uncle's and he's already dead.
Euphorically 14
Exactly. Unless he was morbidly upset his present wasn't the best. ;l
farmgirl 3
relax, OP is just relaying a story. it's not like the uncle can do it now
Dftba_xD 0
Wouldn't it be cooler if they posted this from the uncles point of view ?? :P
youthink_fml 0
Exactly.
lilmisslovely13 15
that's exactly what i thought!
McMan 23
Wow that's horrible.