Anonymous
Rockland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy
Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
littlepeepboo
You want a piece of me?
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
coop42
Hortonville, United States
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
nopanties
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Felt cute, might delete later
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
tingles
Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
thathurt500x
🌶️ Spicy
You rang?
Today, my boyfriend's tooth got caught on my nipple ring and ripped it out. FML
blank
United States
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
tessisue
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Germany
Big wuss
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Darcy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Sick moves, dude
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
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mt631 18
I'm sure he wasn't too pumped about the lap dance after that.
Vintage_Cola 29
Holy shit! I hope he's okay! FYL
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Reese_Skywalker 11
It isn't that big of a deal. It's not something you surgically have put in. It's basically a needle connected to the pump. No biggie as long as he can replace.
Ccammack 8
This is exactly why I don't wear my pump anymore! To many things pulling it out
amicusbriefs 10
The song: Pour some sugar on me!
Ashton91230 12
If its anything like my boyfriends, its just a little port that goes in ur skin with a small needle. It doesnt do any harm. All u need is to reattach a new port. Diabetics take their pumps off all the time during showers, swimming, sports etc. so nothing drastic wouldve occured besides slight pain as the needle comes out :)
Mechlinoid 3
Don't beat yourself up. I ripped my husband's insulin pod off trying to roll over in bed one night. Fun way to wake up. :)
Aviaf 9
The amount of times someone has ripped mine out. Much pain.
wecanworkitout 2
Hi diabetic with insulinpump reporting in :) I rip my own out way too often, so I know how this feels! Insulin pumps are usually fastened with a bandage-like tape and there is a really tiny tube going into the outer fat (usually) on the stomach. Having it ripped out feels just like pulling a bandage off, it hurts for a second and afterwards it's just annoying having to put a new one in. Hope this helps anyone who thinks it hurt like a kick in the groin :)
justtheotherguy 12
Guess, he ain't tippin the ladies
GreatBigWorld_ 15
Well at least you tried.
ThatRenoLife 1
Most insulin pump sets have to be changed regularly. So people need to stop freakin out. It's actually happened to me quite a few times. He just needs to put a new set in.