Anonymous
Rockland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy
Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
littlepeepboo
You want a piece of me?
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
coop42
Hortonville, United States
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
nopanties
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Felt cute, might delete later
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
tingles
Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
thathurt500x
🌶️ Spicy
You rang?
Today, my boyfriend's tooth got caught on my nipple ring and ripped it out. FML
blank
United States
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
tessisue
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Germany
Big wuss
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Darcy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Sick moves, dude
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
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mt631 18
I'm sure he wasn't too pumped about the lap dance after that.
Vintage_Cola 29
Holy shit! I hope he's okay! FYL
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warrik55 6
One hell of a ride.
Mooglefox 24
That is why you can disconnect the pump from the body, very easy, before you do things like that
thedude999 6
I'm sure he was pumpe......aw damnit! -.-
km1919 0
I had something similar happen to me. I've had an insulin pump for 6 years now and am completely used to having this happen. My boyfriend was way more upset than I was. Aside from ruining the mood everything was fine.
syed121417 22
My boyfriend has an insulin pump as well, but this has never happened to me. Hope he's okay. That sucks, OP.
lobi 7
That's awkward, hope he's okay!
Ryguy77 2
Well I give you props for keeping things exciting!
doctorwho7980 5
Gettin it riped out hurts only a little most of the time! The only bad part is that u realize u let gunna have to put a new infusion set back in! I would know I have one and have gotten it ripped out
doctorwho7980 5
It doesn't hurt me at all when I get mine riped out
jroxs13 4
He really should've just unhooked it...there are reasons it's easy to unhook: showers, swimming, and sex...mostly sex. That's his fault for leaving it there, not yours.