Anonymous
Rockland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy
Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
littlepeepboo
You want a piece of me?
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
coop42
Hortonville, United States
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
nopanties
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Felt cute, might delete later
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
tingles
Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
thathurt500x
🌶️ Spicy
You rang?
Today, my boyfriend's tooth got caught on my nipple ring and ripped it out. FML
blank
United States
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
tessisue
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Germany
Big wuss
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Darcy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Sick moves, dude
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Top comments
mt631 18
I'm sure he wasn't too pumped about the lap dance after that.
Vintage_Cola 29
Holy shit! I hope he's okay! FYL
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forrealnow 5
As a diabetic, these are disposable and have to be changed every 3 days anyways. It's incredibly annoying when it gets yanked out, but usually not too painful. Shit gets in the way, better disconnect it next time.
thomcmoore 23
I bet that gave him a (diabetic) shock.
Adam5858 17
Not sure what would happen next.What about a follow up OP
forrealnow 5
Honestly guys, he probably freaked out for a second and then put a new one in.
chris4u2nv5 19
So your bringing sexy back?
cheesebond 29
That's hardcore
easilyboredone 8
This post made me shudder. Reminded me of when a kid I worked with ripped his out on the playground.
pastel_fml 18
This was just recently written on another app too.
Lil_Red777 21
I can't find any humor in this:/ I'm sorry OP I hope your boyfriend is okay.
marcranger 29
Eh, it looks like I wasn't the only pump-using diabetic who got a chuckle out of it, even though I also winced from remembering when something similar happened to me (but that was from scraping my ass along a hard, icy hill after I fell snowboarding...the agony wasn't specific to the pump getting ripped out). It does suck for OP's boyfriend, but unless he doesn't have enough insulin on hand to fill a new pump, it's more of an inconvenience than anything.
Aviaf 9
Awwh it happens occasionally. Hurts for a very small amount of time but you forget about it. Well you rip it out yourself every three days. As a diabetic with a pump, this made me laugh. It's happened to me so many times before.
TypeOneDiabetic 4
What type of pump do you use? The one I use you just put a new site on, reconnect it and fill the cannula (which only takes 0.30 units)
SunTzu2 9
Not a problem 'Sweetie'... And he's sure not going to suffer from low sugar should things get heated either...