Anonymous
Rockland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy
Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
littlepeepboo
You want a piece of me?
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
coop42
Hortonville, United States
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
nopanties
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Felt cute, might delete later
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
tingles
Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
thathurt500x
🌶️ Spicy
You rang?
Today, my boyfriend's tooth got caught on my nipple ring and ripped it out. FML
blank
United States
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
tessisue
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Germany
Big wuss
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Darcy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Sick moves, dude
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Top comments
mt631 18
I'm sure he wasn't too pumped about the lap dance after that.
Vintage_Cola 29
Holy shit! I hope he's okay! FYL
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Comments (134)
type1diabetic 12
Don't worry, i have my pump ripped out all the time. As long as he had a spare, don't worry :)
CasseyWasntHere 10
damn
Mauskau 36
I'm trying to imagine it but I'm so squeamish.
TypeOneDiabetic 4
It's actually not that bad, it usually doesn't bleed or anything it just hurts and you have to put a new site on.
EpicGuy70 13
Dangerous lap dance. That must have been horrible.
MissBehavin77 18
That's kind of weird...
lsvxoxo 12
Don't worry, it happens to my boyfriend every once in a while. It can be painfull, but as long as he has a spare one it's okay!
AlexandriaNecole 7
If he's anything like me, it probably didn't hurt that bad when it got pulled out, just putting a new site in is a pain in the butt cx
arf92 4
I've never had my pump ripped out before, but I have to say it would kill the mood. I'd have to laugh if it happened. hope your bf didn't get mad and hope he had a spare connector or pod (depending on what kind of pump)
wanted_2_want 40
I'm sure you got more than his sugar up anyways.
md101 18
Brutal. Hopefully he's alright!