Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I was humiliated, detained, and questioned by police when I tried to leave a store with an unpaid item. I honest to God didn’t see the item because it'd slid under my toddler daughter's leg while she sat in the basket. The store refused to believe me, even when I tried to pay for it. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML
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RavensRule97 0
you shoulda told him to look at your boobs and see if he remembers them
palmtrees 1
... presumably you had a receipt?
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Comments (341)
RavensRule97 0
you shoulda told him to look at your boobs and see if he remembers them
yuhhkno 0
deff lol i hope you made a big scene what a jerkk
Sober1128 9
win
SilenceIsSilver 0
That's what I was thinking! Be like "Um okay dickface do you remember my BOOBS then?" Unless you were wearing a low-cut shirt then YkDI. Don't get me wrong I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it just don't get mad if someone looks. :p
pandaabear 2
exactly what i was thinking
jbuckets_404 39
But when she's NOT flaunting 'em, said attention is annoyingly repetitive. :-(
drennie 0
Your handle is "doubleds", what do you expect?
jbuckets_404 39
Dreni, she selected her username to instantly identify the nature of said boobs as well as to infer as to the unending, unwanted attention that she gets from their genetically-inspired/ un-asked-for size ... and no, not everyone can afford plastic surgery....
palmtrees 1
... presumably you had a receipt?
noobgang7 5
My thoughts exactly
raider27 7
Agreed
Bob343434 10
He probably didn't give her the receipt yet!
THE_TRUTH_HURTS 0
Save your receipts next time dumbass, and I hope you didnt pay for it twice. you shoulda raised hell
8313girl 28
Damn and I thought they were supposed to be polite in Canada.
omgjusschoose 0
lmao classic
tomthebomb94 0
Lmao @ #1
Bumlove89 0
This is the time to take out the receipt and shove it in his face. What a horny freak. I hope you went and complained to the manager about the bad service.
monkeyz0r 0
hahaha fail. i wish i had boobs. sniff.
HeyGirlHey8D 1
I totally agree with #1
FMLwrestler 0
That's when you say "Well, you should probably recognize my jugs well enough. But if you seem to have forgotten, maybe we could get the manager over here, so he can remind you both of me paying, and current sexual harassment laws?" With that said, don't sue him thats gay haha. But do say that to get your receipt back. That dude is wack. and by your name "doubleD's", you seem to be pretty fine with flaunting them. If you don't want random guys checking them out, then don't wear the kind of low-cut shirts that expose them. Otherwise, it's really a lost cause. And if you do secretly enjoy guys dirty peepin... you'll have to deal with situations like this. just saying
jbuckets_404 39
Wrestler, you were doing fine until you started preaching per her username, which she selected to instantly identify the nature of said boobs as well as to infer as to the unending unwanted attention that she gets from their genetically-inspired/ un-asked-for size ... and, no everyone can afford plastic surgery.
jbuckets_404 39
*no, not everyone....